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03.06.2009 в 23:41

Пишет  Leader-sama:

03.06.2009 в 22:22

Пишет  Mirrali:

Это гениально! :lol:

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He/she won't expect it back.

The road to hell is ordered by the righteous, planned by the well-meaning, and paved with their good intentions.

Always be who you are. Those who matter don't care and those who care don't matter.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.